If You Pass Along “Kip Hawley is an Idiot” They May Think it’s a Movement

Kip Hawley is an idiot. For those of you unacquainted with Kip, he is the head of the Transportation Security Administration. Apparently his minions at the airport are a wee bit touchy about what people say about Kip and feel threatened if you call Kip an idiot. I’d write it on any clear plastic bag you happen to be taking through an airport security checkpoint – where, apparently the Constitution doesn’t apply. Remember Arlo Guthrie’s famous words in Alice’s Resaurant:

You know, if
one person, just one person does it they may think he’s really sick and
they won’t take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony,
they may think they’re both faggots and they won’t take either of them.
And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in
singin a bar of Alice’s Restaurant and walking out. They may think it’s an
organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said
fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Alice’s Restaurant and
walking out. And friends they may thinks it’s a movement.

Just substitute writng ‘Kip Hawley is and idiot” on a plastic bag for “singin a bar of Alice’s Restaurant” at the appropriate places.
Civil disobedience is a wonderful thing…

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  1. The best punishment for Kip Hawley would be to keep him in his pajamas beltless and shoeless carrying a silly little plastic bag 24 hours a day for 365 days at airport security.

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