This takes the cake. There is a war between believers and unbelievers because well, read:
I believe that there is another way to approach this fight. Assuming that the ID hypothesis is correct, one can argue that, since humans are the dominant species on earth, the designers must have had a special interest in us when they began their project. My hypothesis is that they are conducting an experiment, the purpose of which is to distinguish between believers and deniers. Given their vast intellect, it is certain that they anticipated the current conflict. If so, it is highly likely that they would have left us a secret message, a message so powerful that its mere publication would cause the collapse of the materialist fortress.
Where, oh where, is this message from the designer(s)? Read on:
Consider that there are lots of mysterious symbolic passages in the Bible that Christians have a hard time interpreting. But what if those passages are actual coded messages for our age, the age of enlightenment? This has been my thesis and the subject of my research for the last eight years or so. I have identified a few passages in the books of Revelation and Zechariah as having to do with intelligence and the human brain. I believe that the Bible contains the secret of intelligence among other things. It is still work in progress but already I have made a few breakthroughs. I recently posted a couple of falsifiable predictions about the human cerebellum. My goal is to use my understanding of the metaphorical texts to design and build a true artificial intelligence. The Christian AI! It is only a matter of time. When that happens, the Darwinian walls will come crumbling down like the old walls of Jericho.
Waterloo! Jericho! How come I get the mental image of some mad creationist, drooling and cackling over his bible in his secret hideout (read parents basement)? Perhaps he can submit his research to the ARJ, because this is better than anything the Precambrian ArchaeologistTM can come up with.
(Hat tip to Bob O’H)
Update 1: Lynch has a post that parallels (but ultimately diverges in a different direction) my own. He even has a picture of a mad scientist (I was going to photoshop a Lolcat with a tinfoil hat making some appropriately snarky comment).