Security Bear is Here for Your Emotional Support

Uptight and edgy because the Islamofacist hoardes is be stealing your wimmin-folk?
Nervous and fearful because there is an Islamofacist hiding behind everytree?
Hysterically panic every time you hear the word “Muslim”
Well, your problems have been solved because Security Bear is here for your emotional support! Security Bear knows that in order to defeat the terrorists over there, he has to spy…on…you…over…here. Okay, never mind the logic, just gaze into the soft doe-like eyes of Security Bear and enjoy his snuggly goodness and all your fears will melt away.

One Response

  1. That’s just too good – it ought to be required viewing for most of the people here in northeastern California! It’s going on my blog…

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