I, for one, welcome our new bovine overlords:
People probably can’t tip cows, but a cow tipped a person in Knoxville. Then it stepped on him. An ambulance was called to the University of Tennessee agriculture campus Friday morning. Fire Department Capt. D.J. Corcoran told The Knoxville News Sentinel first responders found a 40 to 50-year-old man who said he was working with cattle in a pen when one knocked him down and stepped on his chest.
This is only the beginning! The cows will have their revenge! Run for your lives!
Or am I being needlessly hysterical?
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