The Cowpocalypse Has Begun!

I, for one, welcome our new bovine overlords:

People probably can’t tip cows, but a cow tipped a person in Knoxville. Then it stepped on him. An ambulance was called to the University of Tennessee agriculture campus Friday morning. Fire Department Capt. D.J. Corcoran told The Knoxville News Sentinel first responders found a 40 to 50-year-old man who said he was working with cattle in a pen when one knocked him down and stepped on his chest.

This is only the beginning! The cows will have their revenge! Run for your lives!

Or am I being needlessly hysterical?


4 Responses

  1. Tipping cows is not that hard. But it’s a rotten thing to do.

  2. Watch out for chicken in choppers

  3. No, in fact you aren’t being hysterical enough. The cows got Lyle Lovett a few years ago. But, the government won’t tell you any of this because they want to replace the beef in our diet with soylent green.

  4. Indeed. Chickens in choppers and more:

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